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So, I am ashamed to admit that I have been playing a Nintendo Emulator lately.. playing my old childhood favorite, The Legend of Zelda.
I know… it’s lame, and I don’t really care. It’s been so long that I have forgotten most of it, having to explore the 2D world of Hyrule is both an adventure and a lesson on old age.. because you get small flashbacks of memories whist trying to figure out something. It’s like wandering through life as a forgetful old man.
I remember my first NES Emulator, Nesticle, that we installed on our High School computers next to the hidden folder DOOM was saved in, giggling like adolescents that Nesticle sounded like Testicle… We had to make sure to only use them on Windows 95 computers because the floppy disk version we had didn’t work on Windows 3.1.. you know, pre-START button.
Back in my day we didn’t have fancy schmancy Compact Disks to load out games on, everything came on unfloppy square 3.5″ “floppy” disks… We had 32 Megs of Ram and we made the most out of it! Sure you would spend the first half of the class booting up the computers.. but it was all we had, and we were happy to have it! *mumble* Damn kids these days…
So anyway.. it is incredibly hard to play Zelda using the laptop’s arrows and the < > as the A and B button. So just for shiggles I Googled a USB NES controller… and now Amazon has one shipping it’s way to my home. Wow.. old school meets new school.
So.. yeah.. don’t judge. My folks play their 45’s and LP’s, watch Star Wars… I play Nintendo. Shaddup.
Ok.. I hate to start this blog off with a hateful political rant but Jesus H. Christ this bitch be crazy.
She is obviously a media whore. Well… since she considers lust outside of the bonds of marriage a sin then she is a sinful media slut. There is no explanation otherwise that explains her very quirky actions over the last decade.
Let’s look at her Media Slut qualifications, shall we?
~Goes on any National television show she can get on. CHECK.
~Says whatever it takes to get ratings on those shows and be asked on again. CHECK
~Denies her own statements, gaining more attention. CHECK
~Keeps company with other media whores. CHECK
~Has put any semblance of a normal life on hold for her ambition of recognition. CH-CH-CHHEEEECK
~Exudes no real sense of remorse for stepping on toes along the way. CHECK
~States contradictory statements on different shows because of what was needed. CHECK
She is so much of a Media Whore I wouldn’t be surprised if on Primary election day.. when she wore a suit jacket to remind everyone of fellow Media Whore Sarah Palin… when she finally got to her campaign funded home and settled in.. I wouldn’t be surprised if she laid her worn out self down on her campaign funded mattress and dittled herself in a sexual frenzy, orgasming to the sound of Fox News calling the election replaying over and over in her head. Going at herself feverishly like a teenager going stag on Prom Night.
Oh.. her politics? Meh.. she says whatever she needs to say to get what she wants. She’ll fit in down there in Washington. So I don’t believe One. Fucking. Word. of it. I won’t vote for her based on the fact that she is a psychotic liar, not because I don’t believe in her positions.
Unless it’s the doggy style position. Ooh yeah… give it to me baby. You know the crazy ones are the hottest in bed.
Well I guess this is the place where I’ll brain dump all of my venting. Whatever spews out of my mind will now come out of my fingers, into your eyes, and fester inside of your brain.
You’re welcome.
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